Husband & Wife Jokes - Let's share it

[SilverStar]

ایک خاتون نے اپنی نئی ریشمی ساڑھی شوہر کو دکھائی اور فخر سے مسکراتے ہوئے کہا- " دیکھیں! کتنی اچھی ساڑھی ہے، کتنا اچھا رنگ ہے اور اس ساڑھی کا ریشم صرف ایک کِیڑے کی محنت سے بنا ہے "۔

شوہر نے جل کر کہا " معلوم ہے مجھے اور وہ کِیڑا میں ہوں "۔

[Degrian]

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

[faraz_ameem]

Why husbands avoid answers?
Wife: What wud u do if I died? Wud u get married again?
husband: difinitely not!
Wife: Why not? dont u lyk getting married?
Husband: of course I do.
Wife: Then y wouldn't u remarry?,
Husband: okay, okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: u wud?
Husband:...?
Wife: wud u live in our house?
Husband: sure, it's a great house
Wife: wud u let her drive my car?
Husband: probably, it's almost new.
Wife: wud replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That wud seem the proper thing to do.
Wife: wud u give her my jewellary?
Husband: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
Wife: wud she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, her size is 6".
Wife: ....silence....
Husband: SHIT

[waseeb]

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

[Princess]

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If you don't do the followin, he will die. Each day, fix him healthy breakfast.....Be pleasant, and in good mood.....Cook tasty dinner for him.....Don't discuss your problms with him....Don't give him tension.... If you can do this for one year, your husband will be "OK".........
On the way to home, husband asked:
"What did the Doctor say??
She said: "Doctor ne jawab de dia hai" :D

[waseeb]

kidnapped

a women was kidnapped,,,

the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money.

hasband replied..

i want more proof....

[waseeb]

BOY:Tum Shadi Kay Baad Apnay Liye Alag Ghar Tou Nahi Maango Gi?

GIRL:Aray Nahi, mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

[faraz_ameem]

aek admi marty wakt biwi se
o sakena, jehra teri almari wichun gold da set chori hoya se na O ma chukya c

sakena raoty huay: tusi inj diyan galan na karo na'

Aadmi: aor o tery bhai ne jo 1 lack tery kol amanat rakhi c, o vi main chuky c

Sakena mazed raoty huay: bas v karo hon tusi..
Aadmi: aor teri kameti de pesy vi main e chuky se...

SAKENA: koi gal nai tuahanu zehr v ma e ditta A....!

[faraz_ameem]

@Shaboo: Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,

An art for a lover,

An accomplishment for a bachelor

&

For a married person it is a matter of survival. ;-)

[faraz_ameem]

Wo konsi job hai jo auratein nahin kr sakteen ???









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