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    Default Please tell me "WHY"

    WHY (can anyone give the answers)

    1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

    3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?

    10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manages to knock something else over?

    19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?

    20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


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    “Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong”


    The meaning of life is to take care of our planet. To be hard working and serve God. To help out in fixing communities - that's what life is about; you should not live only for fun but help others enjoy life too.

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    I am very tired right now Zzzzzzzz....and all ur questions isn't making it easier..tomorrow I will try to answer ok..by the way now it's obiviously that you must be Degrian ji's friend...hehehe...By the way I am very good in answering difficult questions..just ask Degrian ji...he always make the questions very difficult but me always know the answer...
    I am a ladki but with a twist!


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    i will be waiting for urs answersss
    “Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong”


    The meaning of life is to take care of our planet. To be hard working and serve God. To help out in fixing communities - that's what life is about; you should not live only for fun but help others enjoy life too.

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    Raja ji...do me a big favour our pls..khud bhi un sawalo ka jawaab do...you take the half and me the rest...I always keep my promises just ask Degrian ji..he must know me by now..lol
    I am a ladki but with a twist!


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