WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word .
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position .
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day . . . 30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men . . .
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
~CREATION~
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time .
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain .
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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