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    ek admi telescope sai asman dekh raha tha

    pass mein ek pathan bhi khara tha k achanak ek star tuta

    pathan zoor sai chilaya
    *** wah ustad kya nishana lagaya hai ***

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    Larki koaik larky ne kaha I LOVE U...Larki ne use kiss diya aur apna mobile number de diya
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    Moral: SARRO
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    hahaha sarro nahi bhai ki khair o afiyat k lye dua karo ..............q k aj tak koi is azmaesh se kamyab nahi lota...........

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    Bara mushkil hy School ki miss se pyar karna Faraz!

    Love letter bheja tha, home work samajh k STAR de diya!
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    Why husbands avoid answers?
    Wife: What wud u do if I died? Wud u get married again?
    husband: difinitely not!
    Wife: Why not? dont u lyk getting married?
    Husband: of course I do.
    Wife: Then y wouldn't u remarry?,
    Husband: okay, okay, I'd get married again.
    Wife: u wud?
    Husband:...?
    Wife: wud u live in our house?
    Husband: sure, it's a great house
    Wife: wud u let her drive my car?
    Husband: probably, it's almost new.
    Wife: wud replace my pictures with hers?
    Husband: That wud seem the proper thing to do.
    Wife: wud u give her my jewellary?
    Husband: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
    Wife: wud she wear my shoes?
    Husband: No, her size is 6".
    Wife: ....silence....
    Husband: SHIT
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    bad joke faraz

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    @tanzila hiader: hmmmmm! so ppl call these jokes bad! i will luk forward for the quality jokes frm ur side...ok
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    Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

    I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

    Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.
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    Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
    That u were sending me
    Jewelry and clothes!
    Husband: yeah, I saw
    your dad paying the bill !!!
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    AIWEIN SPECIAL JUMLAY

    1-Pta nai baraat kb aye ge or khana kb khulega
    (Shadi me muft khor time pas krty hoe)

    2-Hahaha...hehehehe
    (Dulhun ki sahelian bilawja dulhy k samny hnste hue)

    3-Beta roza kahn rkha hy, fridge mai ya table pr
    (Mamu ek behuda mazak krty hoe)

    4-SUNIYE! Rat ko jaldi ghr aye ga
    (Nai naweli dulhan bilawja cute bnty hoe)

    5-Apny doston or gird-o-nwah k logo ka khyal rkhye ga
    (Dr.SHAHID MASUD 1ghnta tension dene k bad)
    APNAY TAARUF K LIYE FAQAT ITNA HE KAAFI HAI
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