Jokes

[faizanijaz]

ek admi telescope sai asman dekh raha tha

pass mein ek pathan bhi khara tha k achanak ek star tuta

pathan zoor sai chilaya
*** wah ustad kya nishana lagaya hai ***

[faraz_ameem]

Larki koaik larky ne kaha I LOVE U...Larki ne use kiss diya aur apna mobile number de diya
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Moral: SARRO

[faizanijaz]

hahaha sarro nahi bhai ki khair o afiyat k lye dua karo ..............q k aj tak koi is azmaesh se kamyab nahi lota...........

[faraz_ameem]

Bara mushkil hy School ki miss se pyar karna Faraz!

Love letter bheja tha, home work samajh k STAR de diya!

[faraz_ameem]

Why husbands avoid answers?
Wife: What wud u do if I died? Wud u get married again?
husband: difinitely not!
Wife: Why not? dont u lyk getting married?
Husband: of course I do.
Wife: Then y wouldn't u remarry?,
Husband: okay, okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: u wud?
Husband:...?
Wife: wud u live in our house?
Husband: sure, it's a great house
Wife: wud u let her drive my car?
Husband: probably, it's almost new.
Wife: wud replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That wud seem the proper thing to do.
Wife: wud u give her my jewellary?
Husband: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
Wife: wud she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, her size is 6".
Wife: ....silence....
Husband: SHIT

[tanzila hiader]

bad joke faraz

[faraz_ameem]

@tanzila hiader: hmmmmm! so ppl call these jokes bad! i will luk forward for the quality jokes frm ur side...ok

[faraz_ameem]

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.

[faraz_ameem]

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

[faraz_ameem]

AIWEIN SPECIAL JUMLAY

1-Pta nai baraat kb aye ge or khana kb khulega
(Shadi me muft khor time pas krty hoe)

2-Hahaha...hehehehe
(Dulhun ki sahelian bilawja dulhy k samny hnste hue)

3-Beta roza kahn rkha hy, fridge mai ya table pr
(Mamu ek behuda mazak krty hoe)

4-SUNIYE! Rat ko jaldi ghr aye ga
(Nai naweli dulhan bilawja cute bnty hoe)

5-Apny doston or gird-o-nwah k logo ka khyal rkhye ga
(Dr.SHAHID MASUD 1ghnta tension dene k bad)