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    Very Interesting...
    Duniya ki sab se taqatwar shay hay Loha....har shay ko kaat deta hy....Lohay e taqatwar hai Aag....jo lohaly ko pighla deti hay.......Aag se taqatwar ha pani jo aag ko bhuja deta hy.........Aur pani se taqatwar hay Insan jo isy pee jata hy..........
    Insan se taqat war ha maut, jo osy kha jati hy...Auer miut se taqat war hy Sadqajo mout ko kha jata hy....
    Aur sadqay se Taqatwar hay MOLVI.......
    JO SADQA BH KHA JATA HY....
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    No body teacehs: volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches :How to choose a wife?"
    Natural disaters just happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by faraz_ameem View Post
    No body teacehs: volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches :How to choose a wife?"
    Natural disaters just happen!
    " class="inlineimg" />, did you have experience of any of these disasters?
    Everyone is welcome

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    I have been able to survive anyhow. bt it seems impossible to avoid it......lol
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    The sweetest way to propose.....
    Excuse me, do u have a bandage?? Actually I need it coz I hurt my knees when i feel in love with you...!
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    پاگل اور آئینہ

    دو پاگل کہیں جا رہے تھے۔ چلتے چلتے سڑک پر انہیں ایک پرس پڑا ملا۔ ایک پاگل نے پرس اٹھایا ۔ اس کے اندر چھوٹا سا آئینہ تھا۔ پہلا پاگل آئینہ میں دیکھ کر حیرت سے بولا۔ " یار! اس آدمی کو میں نے کہیں دیکھا ہے"۔
    دوسرے پاگل نے آئینے میں اپنی شکل دیکھی اور بولا " اوئے گدھے! اپنے دوست کو نہیں پہچانتا؟ یہ میں ہوں"۔

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    یقین اور وہم میں فرق

    ٹیچر نے اپنی کلاس میں ایک بچے سے پوچھا " بتاؤ، یقین اور وہم میں کیا فرق ہے؟ "۔
    شاگرد بولا، " میڈم آپ پڑھا رہی ہیں یہ یقین ہے اور ہم پڑھ رہے ہیں یہ آپ کا وہم ہے " ۔

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    Sheikh to his son: meri dili khawish hay k tum baree ho k wakeel bano

    Son: wo q?

    Sheikh: ta k mera black coat tmhare kaam ajaye.....
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    Man to his friend: My wife died yesterday. I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out...

    Friend: No problem...just imagine she is coming back...!
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    hahaha...........veru good yar faraz...........

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