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SilverStar
06-15-2010, 07:43 PM
ایک خاتون نے اپنی نئی ریشمی ساڑھی شوہر کو دکھائی اور فخر سے مسکراتے ہوئے کہا- " دیکھیں! کتنی اچھی ساڑھی ہے، کتنا اچھا رنگ ہے اور اس ساڑھی کا ریشم صرف ایک کِیڑے کی محنت سے بنا ہے "۔

شوہر نے جل کر کہا " معلوم ہے مجھے اور وہ کِیڑا میں ہوں "۔


:stomp:

Degrian
06-22-2010, 02:45 PM
You know why women starts with W
because all questions start with W.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

faraz_ameem
06-23-2010, 06:51 AM
Why husbands avoid answers?
Wife: What wud u do if I died? Wud u get married again?
husband: difinitely not!
Wife: Why not? dont u lyk getting married?
Husband: of course I do.
Wife: Then y wouldn't u remarry?,
Husband: okay, okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: u wud?
Husband:...?
Wife: wud u live in our house?
Husband: sure, it's a great house
Wife: wud u let her drive my car?
Husband: probably, it's almost new.
Wife: wud replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That wud seem the proper thing to do.
Wife: wud u give her my jewellary?
Husband: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
Wife: wud she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, her size is 6".
Wife: ....silence....
Husband: SHIT

waseeb
06-29-2010, 02:08 AM
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Princess
06-29-2010, 11:30 AM
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If you don't do the followin, he will die. Each day, fix him healthy breakfast.....Be pleasant, and in good mood.....Cook tasty dinner for him.....Don't discuss your problms with him....Don't give him tension.... If you can do this for one year, your husband will be "OK".........
On the way to home, husband asked:
"What did the Doctor say??
She said: "Doctor ne jawab de dia hai" :D

waseeb
07-01-2010, 11:09 AM
kidnapped

a women was kidnapped,,,

the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money.

hasband replied..

i want more proof....

waseeb
07-01-2010, 11:33 AM
BOY:Tum Shadi Kay Baad Apnay Liye Alag Ghar Tou Nahi Maango Gi?

GIRL:Aray Nahi, mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

faraz_ameem
07-02-2010, 04:03 AM
aek admi marty wakt biwi se
o sakena, jehra teri almari wichun gold da set chori hoya se na O ma chukya c

sakena raoty huay: tusi inj diyan galan na karo na'

Aadmi: aor o tery bhai ne jo 1 lack tery kol amanat rakhi c, o vi main chuky c

Sakena mazed raoty huay: bas v karo hon tusi..
Aadmi: aor teri kameti de pesy vi main e chuky se...

SAKENA: koi gal nai tuahanu zehr v ma e ditta A....!

faraz_ameem
07-07-2010, 08:48 AM
@Shaboo (http://www.dgkhan.org/forum/member.php?u=113): Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,

An art for a lover,

An accomplishment for a bachelor

&

For a married person it is a matter of survival. ;-)

faraz_ameem
07-07-2010, 08:49 AM
Wo konsi job hai jo auratein nahin kr sakteen ???









FIRE BRIGADE


Kiyoun k aurtein Aag laga to sakti hain Bujha nahin.

faraz_ameem
07-07-2010, 08:52 AM
A Psychological Survey Report:

When 2 Couples Come Face To Face,
Wives Look At Each Others' DRESSES
&
Husbands Look At Each Others Wives. . . . =O ;-> ;-)

naine
07-07-2010, 12:59 PM
Wo konsi job hai jo auratein nahin kr sakteen ???









FIRE BRIGADE


Kiyoun k aurtein Aag laga to sakti hain Bujha nahin.

faraz sanbhal k..kisi din pitai ho jain hy

faraz_ameem
07-09-2010, 06:59 PM
uffffff mujhe to dar lag raha hy.......

faraz_ameem
07-10-2010, 04:21 PM
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..


Some join Pakistan Army, others get Married .....;-)

faraz_ameem
07-11-2010, 10:37 AM
Wife: Janu, Kaash Aap Message Hote,...
Main Aapko Save Karti,....... Jab Chahy Parhti..............
Husband: Kanjus!

Save He Kar K Rakhti....

Ya Apni Kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti...}}}

Ameer Malik
07-20-2010, 05:28 AM
salam! Shaadi shudaa lagte ho? hum se bhi kucch aor experience share kr.

faraz_ameem
07-20-2010, 04:58 PM
haye..........kia baat kar di yaar! really joke h kar dia @Ameer Malik (http://www.dgkhan.org/forum/member.php?u=140): bhai!

faraz_ameem
08-22-2010, 01:27 PM
Man to his friend, "My wife died yesterday. I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out."........ ............ ......... ..............

Friend, " No problem, just imagine she is coming back." :) :)

bdgogia
09-07-2010, 01:51 PM
Woh kaun si job hai jo aurten nahin kar sakti ? Sawal ka jawab hai - chup nahin reh sakti bilukul - with due apologies !

faraz_ameem
09-08-2010, 12:50 AM
modern times ma answer change ho gya hy na

Shahid Khan
12-09-2010, 06:23 AM
Husband and Wife Jokes!!!!!:D;):D:D:D


1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...
************ **


2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
************ **


3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
************ **


4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
************ **


5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
************ **


6) An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
************ **


7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense
************ **


8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?
************ **


9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
************ **


10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA
************ **


11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De
************ **


12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
************ **


13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
************ **


14) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
************ **


15)Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
************ **


16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
************ **