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faraz_ameem
05-29-2010, 05:23 PM
Very Interesting...:cool:
Duniya ki sab se taqatwar shay hay Loha....har shay ko kaat deta hy....Lohay e taqatwar hai Aag....jo lohaly ko pighla deti hay.......Aag se taqatwar ha pani jo aag ko bhuja deta hy.........Aur pani se taqatwar hay Insan jo isy pee jata hy..........
Insan se taqat war ha maut, jo osy kha jati hy...Auer miut se taqat war hy Sadqajo mout ko kha jata hy....
Aur sadqay se Taqatwar hay MOLVI.......
JO SADQA BH KHA JATA HY....;)

faraz_ameem
05-30-2010, 06:23 AM
No body teacehs: volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches :How to choose a wife?"
Natural disaters just happen! :-)

SilverStar
05-30-2010, 09:53 AM
No body teacehs: volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches :How to choose a wife?"
Natural disaters just happen! :-)

LOL, did you have experience of any of these disasters?

faraz_ameem
05-30-2010, 10:36 AM
I have been able to survive anyhow. bt it seems impossible to avoid it......lol

faraz_ameem
05-30-2010, 10:43 AM
The sweetest way to propose.....
Excuse me, do u have a bandage?? Actually I need it coz I hurt my knees when i feel in love with you...!

Degrian
06-04-2010, 04:42 PM
پاگل اور آئینہ

دو پاگل کہیں جا رہے تھے۔ چلتے چلتے سڑک پر انہیں ایک پرس پڑا ملا۔ ایک پاگل نے پرس اٹھایا ۔ اس کے اندر چھوٹا سا آئینہ تھا۔ پہلا پاگل آئینہ میں دیکھ کر حیرت سے بولا۔ " یار! اس آدمی کو میں نے کہیں دیکھا ہے"۔
دوسرے پاگل نے آئینے میں اپنی شکل دیکھی اور بولا " اوئے گدھے! اپنے دوست کو نہیں پہچانتا؟ یہ میں ہوں"۔

Degrian
06-04-2010, 04:46 PM
یقین اور وہم میں فرق

ٹیچر نے اپنی کلاس میں ایک بچے سے پوچھا " بتاؤ، یقین اور وہم میں کیا فرق ہے؟ "۔
شاگرد بولا، " میڈم آپ پڑھا رہی ہیں یہ یقین ہے اور ہم پڑھ رہے ہیں یہ آپ کا وہم ہے " ۔

faraz_ameem
06-06-2010, 06:53 PM
Sheikh to his son: meri dili khawish hay k tum baree ho k wakeel bano

Son: wo q?

Sheikh: ta k mera black coat tmhare kaam ajaye.....

faraz_ameem
06-06-2010, 07:01 PM
Man to his friend: My wife died yesterday. I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out...

Friend: No problem...just imagine she is coming back...!

faizanijaz
06-08-2010, 04:11 AM
hahaha...........veru good yar faraz...........

faraz_ameem
06-08-2010, 09:47 AM
An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit...every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper and then lock the drawer again...the trainees were very curious and thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer....
so one day when they broke the lock n took out the paper
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It was written on the paper
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Khabba DEBIT te saja CREDIT.
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naine
06-09-2010, 07:43 AM
some times u pull out things that r out ov dis world! amazing

faraz_ameem
06-09-2010, 08:29 PM
there z smell of sum sort ov buttering...........lol

faraz_ameem
06-09-2010, 08:30 PM
Wife: Aaj mere tan, maan mein aag laga dain...
Husband ne petrol phaink k aag laga di...
Moral:
Jazbat ka izhar asaan alfaaz mein karain...!

SilverStar
06-09-2010, 10:39 PM
:thumbup:

Tan man mein tu waqai aag laga di husband ne. :d

Degrian
06-10-2010, 10:24 AM
Very Funny

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera
sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?

bolo baby??

Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!

Degrian
06-10-2010, 10:27 AM
Amazing thing

I Don't Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARNING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

Degrian
06-10-2010, 10:28 AM
Load Shedding

Raat ko neend nahi aati,
Din ko chain nahi aata,
Jab maine RAB se pucha kya ye PYAR hai?
RAB ne kaha nahi, Load Shedding ki wajah se sabka yahi haal hai.

Degrian
06-10-2010, 10:32 AM
Boys Love Going To COLLEGE!

Do U know
the full-form of COLLEGE?
C-Come
O-On,
L-Let’s,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
Thats why
boys go to COLLEGE regularly….

faraz_ameem
06-10-2010, 05:58 PM
hahaha.....nice

faizanijaz
06-11-2010, 05:49 AM
ek admi telescope sai asman dekh raha tha

pass mein ek pathan bhi khara tha k achanak ek star tuta

pathan zoor sai chilaya
*** wah ustad kya nishana lagaya hai ***

faraz_ameem
06-12-2010, 05:57 AM
Larki koaik larky ne kaha I LOVE U...Larki ne use kiss diya aur apna mobile number de diya
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Moral: SARRO

faizanijaz
06-12-2010, 09:34 AM
hahaha sarro nahi bhai ki khair o afiyat k lye dua karo ..............q k aj tak koi is azmaesh se kamyab nahi lota...........:d

faraz_ameem
06-20-2010, 12:59 PM
Bara mushkil hy School ki miss se pyar karna Faraz!

Love letter bheja tha, home work samajh k STAR de diya!

faraz_ameem
06-23-2010, 07:53 AM
Why husbands avoid answers?
Wife: What wud u do if I died? Wud u get married again?
husband: difinitely not!
Wife: Why not? dont u lyk getting married?
Husband: of course I do.
Wife: Then y wouldn't u remarry?,
Husband: okay, okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: u wud?
Husband:...?
Wife: wud u live in our house?
Husband: sure, it's a great house
Wife: wud u let her drive my car?
Husband: probably, it's almost new.
Wife: wud replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That wud seem the proper thing to do.
Wife: wud u give her my jewellary?
Husband: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
Wife: wud she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, her size is 6".
Wife: ....silence....
Husband: SHIT

tanzila hiader
06-29-2010, 11:27 AM
bad joke faraz

faraz_ameem
06-29-2010, 02:06 PM
@tanzila hiader (http://www.dgkhan.org/forum/member.php?u=130): hmmmmm! so ppl call these jokes bad! i will luk forward for the quality jokes frm ur side...ok

faraz_ameem
07-17-2010, 08:14 AM
Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

faraz_ameem
07-17-2010, 08:18 AM
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

faraz_ameem
08-19-2010, 01:01 PM
AIWEIN SPECIAL JUMLAY

1-Pta nai baraat kb aye ge or khana kb khulega
(Shadi me muft khor time pas krty hoe)

2-Hahaha...hehehehe
(Dulhun ki sahelian bilawja dulhy k samny hnste hue)

3-Beta roza kahn rkha hy, fridge mai ya table pr
(Mamu ek behuda mazak krty hoe)

4-SUNIYE! Rat ko jaldi ghr aye ga
(Nai naweli dulhan bilawja cute bnty hoe)

5-Apny doston or gird-o-nwah k logo ka khyal rkhye ga
(Dr.SHAHID MASUD 1ghnta tension dene k bad)

faraz_ameem
09-23-2010, 08:11 PM
Najoomi:
Tumhari life men 14 larkiyan ayen gi



Boy"
Oh Yess... What a life!"




Najoomi:Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betiyan honge

faraz_ameem
11-28-2010, 06:14 PM
‎"Sweet Flirt"

"Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?"

"Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend??

"Boy:Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...!!!8) "

naine
12-07-2010, 04:40 PM
hahahahaha........nice but old one

faraz_ameem
01-21-2011, 04:45 PM
Wo konsi job hai jo auratein nahin kr sakteen ???









FIRE BRIGADE


Kiyoun k aurtein Aag laga to sakti hain Bujha nahin.

faraz_ameem
07-17-2011, 05:56 AM
A stranger seated next to a child on airplane

Stranger turned 2 him & said:
Let's talk

CHILD:
Wat wud u lyk 2 talk abt?

STRANGER:
How abt Nuclear power?

CHILD:
Very intresting topic.
But let me ask u a question.
'A horse, cow & deer all eat grass.
Yet
deer excretes pallets,
cow flat potty
&
horse clumps..
Y'?

STRANGER:
I've no idea!

CHILD:
Do u really feel qualified enough 2 discus nuclear issue wen u dont knw abt a SHIT..:-D

faraz_ameem
07-17-2011, 06:46 PM
bdgogia
sain khilan te koi pabandi hay?

faraz_ameem
08-29-2011, 07:58 PM
MUSAFIR:
Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge?

BACHA:
Agar Lassi Hojae to?

MUSAFIR:
Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai.

Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha, Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta?

BACHA:
pitee to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha.

Musafir ne Piyala Zameen Par de Mara.

Bacha:
ammi uncle ne piyala tor dia, ab munna poti kis me karay ga.

faraz_ameem
06-06-2013, 08:42 AM
Tishna lab,Arzoo-e-dil,Ranjish-e-Gulistaan k iraady...!!

Itni garmi lag rahi ha koi Icecream to khila dy